Life is too short for boring people and bad coffee.

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

image

Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

image

Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

image

image

image

You children…………..

image

You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

(via sadiejwolfblood)

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4 days ago
megachum:


tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

(via fabulous-cabbage)

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5 days ago

moriarty:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

im reading gay fanfic tho

(Source: absentions, via theywhisper-allforgiven)

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5 days ago

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

(via fabulous-cabbage)

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5 days ago
humansofnewyork:

"My brother was killed when I was 13. There had been a fight at a nightclub, and my brother was not involved, but he was shot in the head as he tried to run away. He was very popular in my town, so there were many reporters and friends outside the hospital when I got there. When I walked in my mother was sitting in a chair, crying. She wouldn’t even look at me. She wouldn’t speak to me. Not only did I lose my brother that day, but I lost my mother too. Life from then on was about her suffering. She stayed home all day, she cried, she didn’t pay much attention to us. Nothing was allowed to be more important than her suffering. Nobody else was allowed to have important problems. Her pain had to be worse than everyone else’s. She preferred it that way."

humansofnewyork:

"My brother was killed when I was 13. There had been a fight at a nightclub, and my brother was not involved, but he was shot in the head as he tried to run away. He was very popular in my town, so there were many reporters and friends outside the hospital when I got there. When I walked in my mother was sitting in a chair, crying. She wouldn’t even look at me. She wouldn’t speak to me. Not only did I lose my brother that day, but I lost my mother too. Life from then on was about her suffering. She stayed home all day, she cried, she didn’t pay much attention to us. Nothing was allowed to be more important than her suffering. Nobody else was allowed to have important problems. Her pain had to be worse than everyone else’s. She preferred it that way."

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5 days ago

Science of love. (via fudge-eye-nah)

(via fabulous-cabbage)

Chemistry is the feeling, biology is the urge and physics is the action.
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5 days ago

sexandpizzaplease:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

I JUST THOUGHT THE GIF WAS LIKE REALLY LONG AND IVE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR AGES FUCK YOU ALL

(via letusneverspeakofthis)

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5 days ago

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

the accuracy

(via missauset)

(Source: vicebot, via drmarsvin)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
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1 week ago

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via letsmakeloaf)

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